Reblogged from That German Girl

lizandash:

sexxxisbeautiful:

jheanadeen:

"NO MORE" from the SVU Squad (These pictures are not mine. Creds to NOMORE.ORG )

Literally the best.

-A

Reblogged from This is me.

drarry:

if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead

drarry:

if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead

parkslopenarcissists:

every so often in a lesbians life we have a moment where we look out into the distance, reflect on our life choices, ambitions and dreams, and think to ourselves…

"i’m gonna rewatch the l word"

I should start a support group for girls who try really hard to focus on writing papers at 2am but can’t get anything done because they’re so busy playing with their own boobs. It’s a seriously problem, guys. I can’t be the only one. Right?

Do I look gay enough yet?

Do I look gay enough yet?

moniquill:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO PHYSICAL FORCES.
BE ALL MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE EXISTING AS A SINGLE INFINITESIMAL POINT.
PRETEND IT’S 13.8BYA, PRIOR TO THE DAWN OF ANYTHING A HUMAN COULD COMPREHEND AS ‘EXISTENCE’.
EXPLODE INTO EVERYTHING.

moniquill:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO PHYSICAL FORCES.

BE ALL MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE EXISTING AS A SINGLE INFINITESIMAL POINT.

PRETEND IT’S 13.8BYA, PRIOR TO THE DAWN OF ANYTHING A HUMAN COULD COMPREHEND AS ‘EXISTENCE’.


EXPLODE INTO EVERYTHING.

Reblogged from
shitshilarious:

meredith, how do i open a new tab

shitshilarious:

meredith, how do i open a new tab

Reblogged from 404 Not Found

Show me something cuter than a lesbian wedding. I DARE YOU.

Reblogged from LEZITUP

benedictcumbergasm:

kpopandbbc:

welcome-azkaban-bitch:

The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

I like how his last mention answers the first. 

I open at the close

hoyitsfawz:

fuckenillest:

She cheated on her bf and for revenge, he gave her a gift full of cockroaches and locked her in the car. 

HAHAHAHA, this is so funny

ultimate payback. she got what she deserves baha

Reblogged from boom
calori-e:

v-volf:

roleykatsu:

himynameis-kyle:

clove-the-girl-with-knives:

fagsindubai:

when boys sweep their hair out of their eyes ♥

Dead.

I tried, I really did try to scroll past this.

No you didn’t

hahahahahaha

calori-e:

v-volf:

roleykatsu:

himynameis-kyle:

clove-the-girl-with-knives:

fagsindubai:

when boys sweep their hair out of their eyes

Dead.

I tried, I really did try to scroll past this.

No you didn’t

hahahahahaha

Reblogged from Hilariously Offensive