The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.
I like how his last mention answers the first.
I open at the close
Reblogged from Fish Fingers and Custard
Oh, it's you.
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She cheated on her bf and for revenge, he gave her a gift full of cockroaches and locked her in the car.
HAHAHAHA, this is so funny
ultimate payback. she got what she deserves baha
Reblogged from Simplicity is the glory of expression
when boys sweep their hair out of their eyes ♥
Dead.
I tried, I really did try to scroll past this.
No you didn’t
hahahahahaha
Reblogged from Hilariously Offensive
Reblogged from The Krusty Cook
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
this
Reblogged from Do you call this humanity?
WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET
Reblogged from Hilariously Offensive
‘which vegetable wears the strap-on’ is what they’re asking. the answer is all the vegetables.
Dead
Reblogged from LEZITUP
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